What excuse can I give to go into nextdoor neighbours garden?
If you have read my previous questions (which I suggest you do) then you will know that me and my gorgeous hubby Alan, AKA Al, and I are having trouble with the fellow gays next door who we gave a vase too which we want back (see other questions). We are getting deeply upset and unsettled by their behaviour. They even pretend to have parties, I guess to make us jealous.
Anyway, I would like to look in their garden, as I know they can see me over their climbing frame (they have no children, they are very fun-loving, happy-go lucky gays). So I would like to see into theirs, to check for features such as swimming pools and water features and garden sheds and chicken runs, so I can get the same items only more expensive so they get jealous. I will them paint the items in the neighbours favourite colours (rainbow stars and hearts) to annoy them.
So, what excuse can I give to go into nextdoor neighbours garden?
